Today in Topeka KS, two of our police officers were gunned down...shot in the head.
The perp is still at large. A 22 yr old thug. The one cop was retired military and was 50, the other, only 29.
Folks, this crap doesn't happen here. We are a safe community. We are not a large city. I can get from one end of town to the other in less then 30 minutes. In truth...probably 15-20 ..tops.
First the CT grade school..now this..
Just getting it off my chest..
Just needing to do that...
Prayers for the families..
An old man calls up his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?
" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare."
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.
After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, if you don't mind me saying he does seem a bit of a redneck!" The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not such a bad name! I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "DeNephew."
This is in response to a friend who posted a joke about women and blondes. It was funny btw, but still have to get him back somehow.
Three blonde men are stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into a brown haired man and swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired man builds a boat and sails off the island.The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman, and she walks across the bridge.
Now THAT is funny!!!
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